Life quotes

life quotes. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. House ...…

42 Really Funny Life Quotes - Curated Quotes

I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it. -Jack Handey “ Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid. -John Wayne “ I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know? -Ernest Hemingway “ Be excellent and party on dudes. -Abraham Lincoln “ We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.…